Butch vs Rex: Uppercut

Well, after that unusually lengthy ad break, we’re back to the main event! And it looks as though Butch is having a bit of trouble. After catching his opponent with a hefty right-hander, the bulldog attempted to follow it up with another right - but Rex is clearly a cat you can’t catch out the same way twice, and having dodged the blow he’s making Butch pay for leaving his guard wide open with a short, hard shot of his own straight to the chin. Ker, as the saying goes, blammo.

Can Butch bite back? Or is Rex on the road to victory? And has anybody seen my red pen? At least two of these questions will be answered after the break. Tch, commercial television, eh?

Viewers joining us late in the proceedings can watch the fight from the beginning by pressing the red button, doing a funny dance, eating three cream crackers in less than 60 seconds and invoking the Great God Imhotep, or simply by poking the following links with a VirtualPointyStick.

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Happy clicking, folks! Oh, and just so you know, Butch is the copyrighted creation of the splendid Mr Salvador Meza. Infringement of said copyright will result in your being biffed up the conk by a device I’ve had made specially, which consists of a boxing glove on the end of a very long telescopic arm thing.