You'll already be familiar with Angus from that picture of him having a forthright exchange of ideas with Bubba the Redneck Werewolf [link] , but you might not have met his mate, another evil mutant alien cow person by the name of Sharlay. So here she is, in the company of the big bull bloke.

During their first (and unequivocally last) comic appearance, this pair of dastardly rotters attempted to enslave the world's cattle and crush mankind beneath a stampede of panicky heifers. Not at all nice, and yet they're still a wholly more tolerable couple than Peter Andre and Jordan. (They may have wanted to wipe out the human race, but at least they didn't try to do it by releasing terrible cover versions of ropey old Disney songs.) Incidentally, the curious stick things they're holding are known as power prods, and they have all sorts of handy functions - they can emit crackly bolts of electric death, they can snag things in wibbly tractor beams and, with the aid of a special attachment, they can be used to hypnotise cows. This is much more useful than it sounds. Not that much though.